“Our office will continue to focus on helping children and I encourage members of the media to attempt to Be Best in their own professions”

I don’t believe anything a Trump says.

I burp all the time and no one gives me any rewards...

He had the notoriety from leading the AG litigation against Obama’s EPA, which made him a perfect “stick-in-the-eye” for Trump.

Consider the intensity of the training that people in the armed forces undergo. They are separated from society and drilled for a reason: so that their bodies behave in ways that are entirely unnatural to them. No amount of “extended training” for chainsaw operation is going to mirror a 10-16 week stint in Basic…

The preferred nomenclature is Meth Damon.

No she would cook it... but the tears flowed harded while waiting for the oven to preheat!!!

it’s important for couples to have an activity they enjoy doing together

In this universe’s version the jury is empanelled and they spend 6 months hearing evidence against trump, and talking to each other about how fast they’ll find him guilty, only for trump to somehow fire the judge of hiw own trial right before the jury annoumces that they have a verdict.

Yeah, the major difference is in what they do when they’re called out. Hence we see the NYAG resign within four hours of this all coming out, whereas the GOP nearly elected a credibly accused pedophile and still supports a credibly accused serial abuser in the White House.

Don’t get me wrong - dickbag serial abusers…

That would be kind of glorious. As long as he doesn’t have similar things in his past, because goddammit

Preet?

I am going to rage stroke when the White House expresses their mock horror about this while barely being able to contain their glee.

Don’t overthink. 13 Angry Democrats is the Bizzaro world version

an already hostile environment has worsened since the inauguration of President Donald Drumpf in January 2017

This. I fell for that “maverick” bullshit so many times, thinking he was the “reasonable” Republican. I can thank him for his (military) service and think he’s a duplicitous dick at the same time.

Wow go fuck yourself for that last line. You sound exactly like Trump right now.

No. Democrats with the help 9f Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski saved the Affordable Care Act by consistently voting against it’s repeal. McCain rode in on their coat tails at the last minute to lend a hand. He does not get the credit for saving anything.

While McCain’s answer re Obama/Islam was fine, I prefer how Colin Powell addressed it:

I agree with approximately zero of this man’s policies. I thought his inflicting Sarah Palin on all of us was one of the worst political blunders of the last fifty years. I vigorously campaigned against him, and would do so still. But now that we have seen the depths of GOP hypocrisy, and the absolute vacuum of…