Sex is one thing. Abortion is another.

Because you don’t have to be good to get ahead in these circles, you just have to be wealthy and/or white and/or male. After all, it’s easy to win card games when the world hands you an unlimited supply of stacked decks. From a certain perspective it’d be a waste of time to develop actual skill at the game. Why bother…

I know what I want for christmas now

“He doesn’t have a plane, you asshole!”

*third person. Second person would be “You.”

The only way this could get better is if by some cosmic twist one of those republican forced burial anti-abortion laws allowed the fetal remains to exhumed and DNA tested and proved categorically Trump was the father.

So he spoke about himself in the third person?! That is simultaneously creepy and not at all surprising.

WHY ARE ALL THESE GRIFTERS SO FUCKING BAD AT THEIR JOBS!?!

My boyfriend is killing Dump....killin’ him!

Avenatti appears to be the perfect foil for trump.

Thank you for sharing that. It is amazing. I love the guy in the blue tie and glasses a couple people to the ladies’ left. The faces he makes are spectacular.

DURRRRRRR HE TALKS LIKE I TALK DURRRRRRR

I ask (shout) this question daily.

Here’s a live look at Trump’s lawyers

I mean, if cops are shamed into digging up a cold case that they then solve, do they ever stand up and go “Thanks for shaming us into looking into this”. Heeeeelll no. They go “We were always working on this, and this just goes to show we never give up.”

‘Bake him away, toys.’

Murder goes unsolved for 3o years.

I don’t get the rush to sympathize with her either. Just because she married a criminal shitstain for money who decided to run for president and cheated on her with a bunch of women like her, and which, I bet, she knew about all along and was part of their “we don’t sleep together” arrangement, does not make her a…

The way the media has been gushing about her party-planning capabilities (“this is her wheelhouse!”) and what she wore (Chanel couture!) makes me want to throw up.

Melanoma condescended to take a break from her year-long sulk in which she declined to do very much until called upon to do something she liked, namely planning a party with the help of a team of experienced professionals. Someone give the woman a medal.