Even I, the Platonic ideal of a mediocre white man

Even I, the Platonic ideal of a mediocre white man, don’t agree with myself 100% of the time. It’s honestly closer to like 45-50%.

I don’t agree 100% with anyone but myself.

How does one go from “Bush doesn’t care about black people” to supporting the most overtly racist president in US history?

You say “finally” as I’m thinking, “wow, that was fast!” I guess it’s a case-by-case thing, but it seems that American court cases take forEVer to wind through the system. This happened just last August...less than a year!

The most baffling part for me is that he fully expected to get away with it. His defense was essentially “She died from gas fumes. I spared her family the horror of her death by mutilating, cutting up and scattering her body in the sea. Really, I am the good guy here!” He is definite proof the psychopathy -…

Finally. This poor woman. I guess we should be grateful that he was so completely, utterly stupid and incompetent in his cover-up so that he could at least be caught and punished.

And he would have gotten away with it too if not for those meddling people with brains and basic levels of common sense.

I never want to be “friends” with someone who calls me to tell me how happy he is about a murder he’s planning.

This reminds me of how much I want a sequel to Grosse Pointe Blank, starring Joan Cusack as Marcella, who has come out of a cushy retirement for One. Last. Job.

I swear it just seems like we’re watching their bedroom behavior. She’s nonverbally screaming “no” and he’s just going to get what he wants, no matter what.

Some of the replies to the tweet are just insanely good:

I was feeling sorry for Jackson—I think, since he was still in the service, he couldn’t say “no” once Trump’s rheumy eye fell on him— but you’re right. This guy is in the same class as Sean “Biggest Inaugural Crowd Ever” Spicer. “Lie for the Party.” Screw ‘em both.

That jumped out at me as well: no way in hell that the Orange Nincompoop had >anything< to do with that tweet beyond ordering a flunky to, ‘Say something Presidential about how we’re best friends or whatever’

Melania has been binge watching episodes of Dynasty.

this quote is how i will remember him:

JACKASS Donnie RE: VA nom Doc Ronny:

Melanie is back to doing what she does best. And what she does best is dressing like the love interest of a cheesy macho 80s film :)

Everything Trump touches turns to shit. If he hadn’t nominated this guy to heat the VA, probably none of this would be coming out. So not only is the guy maybe not going to get the VA job, but if the allegations are true and bad or worse than reported, he’ll probably lose his current job.