I’ve had one roommate and never again.

There was also Pacific Heights, aka the movie in which Michael Keaton did such a spectacularly good job at calculated evil nightmare tenant manipulating landlord-tenant law to torture Melanie Griffith and Matthew Modine that my mom was never able to watch anything he did afterwards.

Worst. Comic strip. Ever.

Oooh! Did you read the super rare one when she advises a friend to commit suicide?

You know, for kids!

I really wish they’d just tell him they don’t want him there.

Some things are sacred.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

Your self-awareness is both admirable and despicable. Now that I’ve established a flexible position on the matter, I will wait and see which side gains an upper hand so that I can pile on in proper fashion.

God is currently out of commission, please leave a message at the tone.

Going to be really awkward if/when the last 3 (maybe 4 but both emotionally and mentally it could be hard for HW) speak at the funeral and Trump is pointedly excluded.

God, this is exhausting.

I think he recognized the person in the sketch as a known associate of Cohen, so he’s stupidly bringing more attention to it.

Karen McDougal - SPILL. THAT FUCKIN’. TEA.

Also... if she’s “playing the media for fools”... and “they know it”... then, how exactly are they being taken for fools?

What’s with the tweet about the sketch? Why is he so threatened that he needs to even comment on it?

Original strength Carrot Top or anabolic strength Carrot Top?

She must really, really hate her father to be such an ardent Trump supporter after everything he’s said and done to disparage John McCain.

If anything, Hoover would be disappointed that Comey didn’t abuse his power hard enough.