Donald Trump used a photo op with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to promote Mar-a-Lago, calling the Palm Beach club “the Southern White House.” “Many, many people want to be here,” Trump added. “Many of the leaders want to be here. They request specifically.”

Reminds of the episode of Friends when Joey’s trying to get a girl’s number and she suddenly walks away.

You’re right. Ugh, me not write good sometimes

Does he belong to or have credentials from any recognized geological society? Has he been dutifully been reading scientific journals and keeping up with all the scientific advancements the past 23 years? No? He’s a guy who studied geology in college and went on to do something else.

Would you like to laugh even harder?

So Priutt broke the law. Will it be enforced? Or will it be like when Jeff Sessions perjured himself before the Senate and nothing happened except that he became the head of the fucking Dept of Fucking Justice? If there isn’t anyone who will enforce the law, there is no law. If/when the Democrats take control of…

I know I shouldn’t, but it is nigh impossible not to derive great joy from stories about this dingus being super pissed about being “misled” by his aides.

Having Trump curse me out is how I’d know I was doing the right thing.

check to see if you pissed yourself ... that kinda release lets all the muscles go

Can we also talk about the gross lack of journalistic integrity it takes to invite Cohen onto his show to interview him about an ongoing investigation and not disclose his personal relationship to the guy? We may as well call Fox News state-run media I mean for real.

I never really gave a shit about politics, until I noticed Bush Jr. fucking things up with wars and lies and incompetence, etc. Obama came on board, and I’m like “shit, this guy is awesome and may be able to fix stuff!” *queue all the mid-western family and friends around me* “This guy sucks so much!” (I wish there…

“I disagree with your poll because there’s a poll from these guys who like Trump that says he’s doing really well” is about as close to “I reject your reality and substitute my own” as I’ve ever heard from a White House staffer.

“Unbelievably, James Comey states that Polls, where Crooked Hillary was leading, were a factor in the handling (stupidly) of the Clinton Email probe. In other words, he was making decisions based on the fact that he thought she was going to win, and he wanted a job. Slimeball!”

This gif perfectly describes the current administration.

I try to be ‘inconsistent constantly’, but so far it’s always hit-or-miss.

That’s the thing that gets me. They’re basically saying that Comey says he “But her emails’d” right before the election out of fear that Republicans would accuse the FBI of supressing evidence to get Clinton elected. Although I disagree with what he did, I understand why he did it. That they would come back and…

Any rational trailer would have detached itself and rolled off a cliff by now.

He is, he is a gift we do not deserve. Which makes me hate Pruitt even more for tainting my vision of him.