[Veeeeerrry reluctantly gives a star.]

Slender Man’s kinkier brother. Yes.

I’m going to guess he has some shady stuff in his past and this is just more of the same shady stuff but in the present.

Greenburg is absolutely going to spill the beans on all kinds of shit from all kinds of people. You can bet (1) he wants to save his ass and reduce his jail time as much as possible and (2) the prosecution will hold him to telling the absolute WHOLE truth about anyone and anything he knows. I can’t wait.

How about just ‘Roid Rage?

This is a shitty rule. Full stop and no victim blaming intended.

Apparently the (white) opposing coach made the initial complaint and that lead to the umpire noticing the beads.

Washington Post says it was the opposing coach who approached the umpire initially about her hair blocking her number (which is against the rules apparently). The article says that her hair barely reached the top of her number, though.  She was able to wrap her hair and tuck it in her shirt but then the umpire noticed…

Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone?!?

Oh, got it.  That’s a win for her.  Plus you and I aren’t her target audience.  I wouldn’t mind seeing her tripping and falling down a marble stairway.

Wearing thin with whom, though?

Fifth Avenue.

This phrase jumped out at me too.  So strange.

“...when did I ever give a fuck what these damn Bavarians think?”

$400?!?! Holy schnikes! That’s absolutely incredible.

I read something about that recently too. Even down to how being able to recognize bad grammar and spelling or the use of casual terms (“cops” vs “law enforcement”) in seemingly formal writing can disqualify you as a mark. So, grifters intentionally include them to weed out anyone who is likely to resist them.…

Maybe her campaign slogan should be “A Peloton in Every Personal Fitness Room.”

As we were watching the President’s speech last night, I told my wife that he really missed an opportunity to reinforce that point. I so wish he had stopped after the line about the $400K limit, paused, looked directly at the camera and spoke to the viewer: “Stop and think about what you earn in a year. Is it greater…

Moons over my Tammy? (I know, I know)

“...before they become too entrenched.”