darthmole
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darthmole

I commend you for using a slightly more tasteful excretion than I would have gone with. Kudos to you!

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ETA: I got kinja’ed. This was supposed to be a reply to @interruptingcat

Seems like a corollary to Dunning–Kruger.

Congratulations on getting 5G installed!

Wouldn’t be a bit surprised.

In all fairness, no one questions why Ann Coulter isn’t married and doesn’t have kids because she’s a dried up ghoul who’s dead inside and consumes her sex partners.

I want to know more about how the matched. Was it clear from his profile that he was part of the insurrection and so she matched with him so she could turn him in? Or did it come out they matched? Those are two veeeery different circumstances. Lol.

His name is Alex.

Okay, so, I’ve done steps 1 thru 3 but I’m not sure what I’m supposed to attach the tracking device to. Please advise. Swift reply appreciated.

By Jove, that’s a good question!

His paternal grandfather was a drive-in movie screen.

Every time I see ol’ Cucker Tarlson’s face I’m reminded of this Principal Skinner quote from the Simpsons: “Of course we could make things more challenging, Lisa, but then the stupider students would be in here complaining, furrowing their brows in a vain attempt to understand the situation.

10/10 would subscribe to your Spongebob-as-diety newsletter.  Just FYI.

When are we going to learn more about who was on those tours and who gave them?  Seems like some new info should have already come out (unless I missed it).

Superman extends a field around things that he lifts which support them and keep them from breaking apart. This is why, in the comic books, Superman can lift more than Hulk even though he’s not as strong as him. #comicbookphysics 🤷‍♂️

Setting aside Snyder and most of this movie for a moment, DC really needs to think twice about using any of Jack Kirby’s creations in their movies. I know some of the modern comic books based on the Fourth World characters have been pretty good but, at best, that whole concept and cast are Jack Kirby’s juvenile thinly-

There was no way this wasn’t going to be a dreary mess. I was really hopeful that the original JL was going to redeem the franchise after Man of Steel and BvS but at this point (and given how abysmal Wonder Woman 1984 was and how production of The Flash movie has dragged), I think this universe is dead and headed for

Great work! Add a Buscemi gif and you nailed it.

Up until about 0:42 I was like “what’s so bad about this?” and then it went off the fucking rails. From 1:10 to 1:45 is absolutely shocking.😂🤦‍♂️

Perhaps a type of mambo?