The best one I’ve ever gotten

This was 1998, so I was 19, right in that prime age of being an asshole. Every year my mom and I, not having any family in the area, trudged all the way to suburban D.C., where my cousins lived. Right before dinner my cousins told me that there wasn’t any more room at the adults table and that I had to sit at the kids…

While back on break from college, I went out on the annual Black Wednesday barcrawl and don’t recall leaving the bars. I woke up at 7am on my family room floor in a bathing suit. Apparently, I had come home at 2am, kicked in my little sister’s door and tried to sleep in her bed. I was coerced out of room by my mother,…

Submitted on behalf of the Eagles starting quarterback.

Hell, I think I’d like to try out some of these tools on certain family and friends after certain major political and/or world events. Just for a week or so. Like this week, for example.

This is what happens when you use the turn signal in a BMW.

That looks like Ace and Gareys penis mobile.

Not just the Bullitt Mustang, but any 60’s mustang. In my opinion it is hands down one of the best car designs, ever. It’s incredibly balanced and it has just the right amount of aggressive and just big enough hips. It doesn’t look furious like the majority of new cars. It just looks amazing.

I mean, you can’t really confuse this turd burglar with anything else. I guess that’s the one nice thing you can say about it.

Porsche 911. No matter what year you know its a 911

The mini cooper is pretty much universally recognized.

Next question.

Missed opportunity to also mention the fact that among the top winners of each site are employees of the other sites who have insider access to users’ data.

Woof. Right? Tell ‘em. Woof.

Bark, they are dogs.

I loved, *loved*, the wolf metaphor.