Some InBev-owned breweries on here you can definitely skip over (looking at you, Elysian).

In college we (3 guys) had an apartment of girls next to us. We were at another apartment in the building hanging out and left our door unlocked. The girls thought it would be funny to put bags of trash in our fridge and shaving cream on our mirrors. Thinking back this is freaking gross, but at the time it’s not like…

Only real annoying neighbor was this dude my sophomore year in college who lived across the hall. This was in 1986, and Bon Jovi’s Slippery When Wet had come out. This mullet sporting mofo would constantly blast Living on a Prayer, then walk out in the hallway and start playing air bass.

Just after graduation from High School, my roommate and I were plagued by next door neighbors who insisted on badly playing hippie tunes on their guitars and singing along to all hours of the night. This in itself wouldn’t have been a problem, except they insisted on doing so on the little balcony that nearly touched…

My neighbor was always complaining about some weeds between my house and hers. I don’t know what they are but they are super aggressive and none of the weed killers that are safe for grass have been able to kill them. I have to yank them out but they always come back. Anyways one day the city inspector sent me a…

I blame the people in this story for not training their dogs, but when you lose 3 days of sleep, the symptom must be taken care of no matter the cause.

We had neighbors with very barky little yappy dogs. They would leave for three or four days at a time, usually long holiday weekends. The dogs were left behind. They…

I got tired of stepping in / mowing over the gigantic turds my neighbor’s pit bulls were leaving in my yard. I’d actually seen them, several times, usher their dogs to my yard until they pooped, to avoid having to deal with it on their own yard.

The house behind mine was a rental, they liked to make a LOT of noise all night long and when confronted would throw bottles and obscenities. He worked third shift and screamed that he had a right to be as noisy as he wanted at night so I can suck it.

This was in college, so it was the girl in the dorm room next door. During finals week, she was practicing drumming with a drum pad at 4AM. Unacceptable any day of the week, but I also had an 8am exam. I went over there and politely asked her to stop and she called me a bitch. I don’t remember if she actually stopped…

Our old neighbor used to smoke on the side of the house. The same side where my kids’ bedrooms are. Because of that, I could NEVER open those windows, which for at least 7 months of the year, sucked because we usually get a very nice breeze in the evenings.

I never figured out which neighbor was the culprit, but during morning and afternoon walks, someone was letting their pup poop in my very small front yard. I typically try to ignore mistreatment of that degree. I’d scan the yard real quick, scoop, and toss in the trash hopper, but occasionally I would step on a mine…

I have some very noisy loud mouthed neighbors who used to arrive late at night honking just to show off their van’s alarm, and also slamming doors. It’s a very quiet neighborhood , so they never went unnoticed.

Neighbor inherited a large dog with separation anxiety issues and the animal couldn’t be left alone inside his house. So he left it outside at all hours where it was just bark and howl. I changed my router’s name to “Shut your god damn dog up.” He found a new solution within a week. I then changed the router’s name…

I had an apartment neighbor many years ago that would have friends over frequently. Usually very low-key.

Especially when Duane Kuiper parades around the Giants’ 3 rings in front of him and his brother Glen in the offseason, and he has to deal with a not insubstantial amount of guys in muscle tees trying to give him GM advice every time he wants his Venti non fat latte with two sweet’n lows. I bet he asks for a glass of…

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