Missed opportunity to also mention the fact that among the top winners of each site are employees of the other sites who have insider access to users’ data.

Woof. Right? Tell ‘em. Woof.

Bark, they are dogs.

Nope, because he is hilarious!

I loved, *loved*, the wolf metaphor.

I heard some watery tart just handed her dad a sword.

Some InBev-owned breweries on here you can definitely skip over (looking at you, Elysian).

In college we (3 guys) had an apartment of girls next to us. We were at another apartment in the building hanging out and left our door unlocked. The girls thought it would be funny to put bags of trash in our fridge and shaving cream on our mirrors. Thinking back this is freaking gross, but at the time it’s not like…

Only real annoying neighbor was this dude my sophomore year in college who lived across the hall. This was in 1986, and Bon Jovi’s Slippery When Wet had come out. This mullet sporting mofo would constantly blast Living on a Prayer, then walk out in the hallway and start playing air bass.

Just after graduation from High School, my roommate and I were plagued by next door neighbors who insisted on badly playing hippie tunes on their guitars and singing along to all hours of the night. This in itself wouldn’t have been a problem, except they insisted on doing so on the little balcony that nearly touched…

My neighbor was always complaining about some weeds between my house and hers. I don’t know what they are but they are super aggressive and none of the weed killers that are safe for grass have been able to kill them. I have to yank them out but they always come back. Anyways one day the city inspector sent me a…

I got tired of stepping in / mowing over the gigantic turds my neighbor’s pit bulls were leaving in my yard. I’d actually seen them, several times, usher their dogs to my yard until they pooped, to avoid having to deal with it on their own yard.

This was in college, so it was the girl in the dorm room next door. During finals week, she was practicing drumming with a drum pad at 4AM. Unacceptable any day of the week, but I also had an 8am exam. I went over there and politely asked her to stop and she called me a bitch. I don’t remember if she actually stopped…

I never figured out which neighbor was the culprit, but during morning and afternoon walks, someone was letting their pup poop in my very small front yard. I typically try to ignore mistreatment of that degree. I’d scan the yard real quick, scoop, and toss in the trash hopper, but occasionally I would step on a mine…

I have some very noisy loud mouthed neighbors who used to arrive late at night honking just to show off their van’s alarm, and also slamming doors. It’s a very quiet neighborhood , so they never went unnoticed.