I want this to be so big that Disney will lock JJ Abrams down for the rest of his life and keep him the fuck away from Star Trek.

Especially when Duane Kuiper parades around the Giants’ 3 rings in front of him and his brother Glen in the offseason, and he has to deal with a not insubstantial amount of guys in muscle tees trying to give him GM advice every time he wants his Venti non fat latte with two sweet’n lows. I bet he asks for a glass of…

That was fast.

I love these for running trails and hard surfaces alike. They’re very supportive and comfortable. They completely alleviated my shin splits I had when I started running for the first time. The tongue goes a bit higher up your foot so you don’t get gravel or wood chips inside your shoes.

I love these for running trails and hard surfaces alike. They’re very supportive and comfortable. They completely…

Asic Gel nimbus 17

Asic Gel nimbus 17

I read all of them out of some sick feeling of librariany duty. The third one does actually develop a plot and is not the worst thing I have ever read. Not good, just not AS bad.

OK all time to place bets. First order of business: what track are they at?

It just amazes me because it’s not like there’s a shortage of talented Native actors. Every time a movie or TV show comes around requiring a substantial cast of ACTUAL Native Americans, they never have trouble with casting. If it were practically any other group of people consistently being played by whites in makeup,…

This would technically be considered one of the first selfies on the moon.

No, because my husband’s fucking douche caboose cousin unplugged our DJ’s equipment and plugged in his laptop so more music he liked would be played. I guess the songs we picked for our wedding weren’t of his taste.

No because that would be my crazy Aunt who did the following:

My wedding had exactly one problem: it was colder than anticipated, so we had to cut the outdoor cocktail hour short and move it into the dinner tent. Which was heated. Also, warmed beverages were served.

In the poll, you should have a “yes, she’s awful but I wish she was bitchier” option.

Cycling is 100% about aerodynamics in a group. Those up front create slipstreams for others. You have a bunch of riders on the pro teams called domestiques whose job it is to make pace when the team wants to make pace and keep the leader from being the rider at the front with the most wind resistance. For big bunch…

For those who don’t know Sagan:

Sagan is the fucking boss. His win today is the best possible outcome for cycling and we should all celebrate his charisma, power and balls.