“Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.”

To pre-empt fate, the researchers decided to embed their tracker in a much more appropriate host.

Am I the only one who re-enacts this joke in front of people all the time, but often they miss the reference?

“He’d mixed a half-gallon of bleach with a half-gallon of ammonia in the mop bucket.”

For those people who don’t have an encyclopedic memory of BCO stories, here’s Dustin Hucks’ breadstick story.

A masterpiece. Absolutely brilliant. They should air this as a trailer for Jalopnik Film Festival.

This was fantastic.

Keanu does have Hawaiian and Chinese ancestry

So was Angelina Jolie’s character in Salt. It was supposed to be played by Tom Cruise. I’m glad they made that change.

Useless movie nerd fact: Ripley from the Alien franchise was originally written as a man. Now she's one of cinemas greatest asskickers.

“Finn, Rey, Poe Dameron. My name is Mace Windu. Have you heard of... the Jedi Initiative?”

If an Angels fan did that at Dodger stadium, he wouldn’t make it to the parking lot alive.

If he were a real Dodger fan he would have been listening to the double as he pulled out of the Angel Stadium parking lot.

There are some trigger warning for extreme asshole DMs and game designers in this post who believe that rape is a cool game story element, so I apologise if offence is given.