“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Were you sitting in your garage with your car running and your garage door closed while typing this?

Tesla Will Fix German Hero’s Car Free Of Charge

flip it upside down and it’ll look like it’s screaming

I disagree. If your too poor to buy a car cash then your too poor to lease a car... You need to start building up an asset base, and in order to do so you should probably be driving an older used car until you pay it off, then start SAVING money in interest bearing accounts, instead of dumping money into a new car…

Am I the only one that places the blame on the shithead motorists driving too fast for conditions over the top of a hill?

Change gear, change gear, change gear, check mirror... murder a prostitute. Change gear, change gear, murder.