I make it a habit of posting this on every “He’s Got No Pages!” story:

So long as they all follow Jackie’s (and King Trump’s) practice of treating objects like women, I think they’ll eventually get toppled, Man.

They pushed the Steelers game from a noon start to 7:00 p.m. due to weather.

LMAO - The Cialis commercials are the best. They always have a guy chopping wood and his woman watching happily. The wood/erection metaphor pops up in at least half of those ads and it never fails to make me laugh.