No, you see, that's not how it works. When you act like a troll, and someone calls you out on it, it is an invalid response to simply accuse that person of being a troll. (Unless you're trying to make yourself look like a twelve-year-old, of course.) And with the same words, too? Wow, that's super-weak.

"...and you really did it just out of wanting to be mean."

^Says the guy criticizing LOTR...

Wow, you consider your situation of having a plot point in your book spoiled as being comparable to date rape??!! I just stopped reading right there. Your sense of whiny bitch-ass entitlement is astounding, and I will not engage with someone so thoroughly divorced from rationality.

Common courtesy?? On the Gawker network?? Who are you kidding?

There are four times as many characters and three times as many plot threads in LOTR! The Hobbit, while a phenomenal classic, is a children's book. The LOTR trilogy is high literature. Apparently you should just stick to The Hunger Games, Twilight, and other garbage like that, if you can't handle LOTR...

"Then why wasn't it spoiled for me until today?"

Troll harder.

Are you for real? The statute of limitations for spoilers on the first couple books ran out really long time ago. Cry us a river...

You do realize that there's a world of difference between cinematic story-telling and literary story-telling, right??

The statute of limitations on the first couple books ran out a long time ago...

I would love to be there to see your whiny, entitled bitch-ass get taken down by the Air Marshall when you try to start a physical confrontation on an airplane. As everyone else in thread has already tried to carefully explain to you, you are a horrible, horrible shitlord of person.

No, BrtStlnd is right, and you are wrong. If you don't want the person in front of you who paid their fare to recline the seat they paid for, they get the fuck up in First Class. That's how it works. If you happen to have a body type that requires special accommodation, then you may be required to pay for it. For…

A little cotton ball made out of LOVE and JOY!!!

Thank you very much!

"Also, dogs/puppies are never, ever cute."

Of course they are! It's called pedophilia, and it's a mental disorder that some people simply have. Some people are attracted to the opposite sex, some are attracted to the same sex, and some, unfortunately, are attracted to children. I suggest you read up a bit on the clinical psychology behind this condition before…

I believe a huge part of the problem with the "bad information" and public misperception in general, is that people mix up the terms "pedophile" and "child predator". A pedophile is simply a person who is sexually attracted to pre-pubescent children. These people have not necessarily acted on these terrible urges, but…

Not that I disagree with the over-arching point you're trying to make, but it's important to draw the distinction between a pedophile and an actual sex offender. The word "pedophile" simply indicates that a person has a sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children, NOT that they necessarily have or will act on that…

Awww.... That's so cute. HerrKutz comes to play with the big boys and can't take it when the commenters play rough. You're on the Gawker network, pal. We're not all touchy-feely here; if you can't handle harsh, scathing criticism, then GTFO.