@LadyLigeia: not to mention her talented descendant! ;)

Crap, what if she moves into my neighborhood :/

Great writeup, thanks-this and Kuchera's writeup on Ars have convinced me to give Move a shot.

That really depends on Albert Pujols.

My issue with the new layout is that it doesn't encourage casual browsing the way the original one did...but io9.com/classic actually does go a long way towards fixing that issue for me.

@cadeSILVER: Looks the part, sounds the part...I'm SOLD.

Come on, Russell, it's simple: