I came to the comments to say this (the how low can you go part, I can’t try the game at work). I’m not sure I could even get up to Timberlake, but I can go lower than Johnny Cash could.

Yeah, I don’t believe that he’s actually had students say that.

I was not asking for any servers to be on my side. I was responding to the person who said that not tipping would do nothing to the employers. Clearly, no one tipping would do something to the employers. At no point did I say anything about whether servers would make more or less. Owners would make less, until they…

Yes, but that’s the way things should work. It should be part of the bill, so that the actual costs of dining out are shared by everyone who does so.

If no one tipped, it would absolutely cost the employers something. They would have to pay everyone minimum wage, rather than the tipped minimum. If that happened, they would have to start accounting for it in their budgets, and the way they do business would have to change.

I had to do the double clap in the middle of reading that. Can they put emojis in the engraving?

I have a ridiculous number of hotfix rhinestones left over from my Elvis costume, so I can customize the crap out of my mixer.

Going with a golden oldie for the engraving - THE CAKE IS A LIE.

Because as one pizza passes the sauce station, another is coming in, and so on. While one pizza would take 54 seconds to be made (not cooked), two would take ~60 seconds, and three would be ~65 seconds.

Depends on how much it costs, its expected lifespan, maintenance costs, and just how much pizza can be sold. I’d bet no, based on the last one.

You don’t think that paying $2 an hour is a good use of your money? Movies average a bit over $9 for a ticket, which make them more expensive even with long running times. You can probably get a better deal from streaming services if you watch a lot of TV, but then you are watching a lot of TV.

It’s all I can see when I’m playing. I’ve been expecting to turn to evil at some point, because the guy looks just like Jerome.

I keep looking at Cal and waiting for when he turns evil (if he does, I’m not that far along yet). He looks like someone who is going to be evil in the long run, but I’m assuming that’s just because he played Jerome in Gotham, and that’s all I know him from.

Tradition, tradition! Tradition!

I’ve choked down cement mixers (Irish cream and lime juice), so I think I could at least consume it. I doubt if I would enjoy it, but I could get it down.

A resounding 68% said they hated Thanksgiving food but ate it anyway because tradition.

I’m not clear which movie you claim was the good one. Was it the first one, where they start off with disguises good enough for Drew Barrymore to look like L.L. Cool J, then later have to resort to suits and boot polish beards?

My takeaway from this article - KFC in Asia is not at all the same restaurant as KFC here, and there is little point in comparing them. They are as different as KFC and Golden Corral.

Sexy is about more than just looks - looks factor, but it takes the whole person to be sexy. Ivanka Trump has had enough plastic surgery to be conventionally attractive, but there is nothing she could possibly do to become sexy, IMO.

The grocery store I go to most often is a Utah based chain called Smith’s. It has about the same right to the title of best grocery store as any other - basically, none. It’s a good store. I like shopping there. But it absolutely does not fulfill all of the grocery needs I have. I go to Peterson’s farm (a working farm…