The coolest death in Star Wars was Jek Porkins.

I can finally sleep again. Thank you!

Point missed.

Gyah. You women. Always wanted to be treated like "human beings." Jeez.

I keep hearing this is due to Moffatt wanting to do a big screen version of the Doctor's adventures. Which sounds weird to me. If he was to show up on the moving pictures, I'd imagine they'd wait until 2013. So long as it's NC-17, I'll be there. I want to see the Tardis covered in viscera and naked women.

Uh, these are obviously fake. I don't see a single exposed breast, so this can't be from Game of Thrones.

Glad I wasn't the only person who noticed the Curse of Fenric, uh, homage.

I have a particular love of women's feet. I don't know if I'd call it a fetish, as I once heard Dr. Drew call a fetish "anything that you must have or do in order to be aroused." I don't need to see or touch a woman's feet to be aroused, so I never really considered it a fetish. I dated a woman who was really…

I have watched it from the beginning, with those dancers, through the middle, with Lumpy's totally non-masturbatory viewing of Diahann Carroll, all the way through Carrie Fisher's awkward Life Day song with Chewbacca remembering fondly back to moments from the movie that he wasn't present for. In fact, I watch it…

Just reading this made me feel old. I saw it in the theaters as well. I remember because my uncle chewed me out for telling my cousin about the Jabba the Hutt toy coming soon.

ARGH!!! Denied again!!! No HD remastering of the Star Wars Holiday Special!!! How can you be so cruel, George?!? Perhaps you can add new scenes... like Harvey Korman's head hole slurping up Bea Arthur's juice!

I'm trying to figure out what's going on with Pinhead (btw, the link goes to a different article than the one with the pics; that one is here: [www.shocktillyoudrop.com]). Is it an optical illusion? I can't tell if he's encased in something solid or if that's his clothing, or if his head is projected on to some sort…

Compost?

Are we sure this is real and not viral marketing for the latest episode of Doctor Who?

Oooo them gays. Obviously wanting to be with someone of your own gender makes you a child molester and a bad ruler. Such an obvious connection. Not unhinged from reality at all. And totally not bigoted at all.

Not just a dick, but also a poorly-written dick.

How difficult would it be to replace the water in the surrounding area with melted butter?

I don't see The Real World on here. *shudder*

I can get behind these. Especially the 3D one. I loathe 3D. I have glasses, so putting 3D glasses on top of them causes the movie to be doubled and weird-looking. I refuse to see anything 3D any more... well, unless there's a re-release of The Creature from the Black Lagoon... I can get behind that.

Sigh.