STOP HAVING FUN IMMEDIATELY. YOU’RE ONLY ALLOWED TO DO THAT IF IT’S TRENDY.

You should prob tell the Prime Minister she can’t sit at your lunch table anymore.

Pokemon Go is a conspiracy by Obama to placate the older vote, to the point where they become distracted and don’t go out to the polls, allowing him to snatch a third-term victory and installing his Muslim Socialist government!

The youths don’t understand what catching them all means. Typical millennials.