I heard today of a nefarious plan of his to screw your girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place...

I wish there was a post-Ganon mode where I could go around and just be heroic and keep doing cool stuff without feeling like Ganon is looming over my shoulder. I also wish I could keep the lightbow.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

I’d like to see a list about shows that people enjoyed that were cancelled too soon. Limitless comes to mind.

Kinja hates me.

It is hard to believe that King is confused about all the attention that the tween orgy scene has received when the novel itself spends so much energy to buffer the reader’s reaction.

Slowed down, its a balding guy with longer hair, not in full plate. Dickon is in full plate, Bronn is not.

Yep, read by Ray “Prince Noctis” Chase: https://www.audible.com/pd/Science-Technology/Blood-Sweat-and-Pixels-Audiobook/B0731N344V?qid=1498146234&sr=1-1

WhatsApp with that?

On behalf of guys everywhere, I’m just going to leave the most appropriate .gif here.

My girlfriend is a nurse, and whenever she gets nekkid, I - without fail - do the “Helllooooooo, nurse!” bit... to which she’s given up on rolling her eyes about

The dude’s nickname is “The Magician”