Report: Robbie Amell growing on coach Jon Gruden.

I really liked that southern style chicken sandwich, and was sad when it vanished.  

The issue is that Chik=fil-a is not just a better chicken sandwich, it actually is a nice place to purchase said sandwich. McDonalds, by and large, is not a nice place to visit.

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

It’s located in Umamiville, a municipality that only recently seceded from Flavortown and some of its less desirable elements.

Truck manufacturers keep obsessing over 1 to 3 mpg increases, who cares? Hybrids should be able to deliver 10 to 30 mpg increases.

Ah yes 50:50 perfect balance

Alexa, play The Sound of Silence

My only frame of reference for tuna is StarKist, or maybe Chicken of the Sea. Chunk light, or maybe chunk white, or solid white, or albacore, I don’t know, it’s the one in the blue can, I know that.

Yeah, no, set the chicken coop at 375 degrees and line the floor with cayenne and Old Bay then maybe, otherwise that’s just offal.

he does not like Houston as a city.

He’s Zangief with a palette swap.

It’s on Jay Leno’s Garage.

To anyone who does this, who thinks it’s cool to land and immediately start a pickaxe fight with me, I’d just like to say I hate you. I really don’t like you… I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

I heard today of a nefarious plan of his to screw your girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place...

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Yep, read by Ray “Prince Noctis” Chase: https://www.audible.com/pd/Science-Technology/Blood-Sweat-and-Pixels-Audiobook/B0731N344V?qid=1498146234&sr=1-1