Bob Seager- the Bruce of Michigan

CCR is criminally low; otherwise, while there’s plenty of quibbling that could be done with this list, I think that for the most part if you broke it into four or five tranches, it’s about right with just a few other exceptions.

The most classic rock is igneous.

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

“This will be the best quarter back they’ve seen all year.”

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Man, imagine how many mph you'd have to run to do a one hour marathon. Someone will have to do the math for me on that. 

 7 minute abs...

I like your style, I also think the 1-minute mile is the most elusive short distance running barrier

I hate to be that guy, but the two hour marathon is not the most elusive distance running barrier. The one hour marathon is.

That dude in the tweet isn't wrong. You ever wanna ID a cop just see how they react to a young, black, male shooting. 

genuinely unsure how anyone with any reading  comprehension could come to this conclusion

The fuck is up with that headline?

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

He was wondering why Thomas wasn’t gloating about his hit.

Because of one more game?

So we should be expecting ghost-written articles now?

Forget all this -this Minshew guy has a mustache! Ha-ha, terrific!

Networks pay millions for ex-players to explain these things to viewers, and 99 times out of 100 it’s obvious the analyst just tries to wow the viewer with jargon from their playing days and fill the airtime with word salad. Watson is more helpful and succinct in that clip than any of them. Does CTE make them…

Fool me 13 times shame on you ...