It’s the only way a Royal can get runs lately.

He only has one post; he just keeps changing the title…

Better idea:

The Lob.... and the Jam!

Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

Get over it.

Omg, WE GET IT.

That’s my teammate.

Never heard of him.

Still not as bad as the three separate articles on Kinja trying to take down Tina Fey.

Biased as all hell, but Joey is the fucking coolest ballplayer I’ve ever watched

You do realize he was using the term ironically don’t you?

You’re right! If there’s anything sports media is obsessed with, it’s relentlessly hyping the achievements of Joey Votto.

I’d say that’s a pretty disingenuous reading of their intentions and completely at odds with the way virtually every front office (Jeets likely excepted) actually operates these days. Twitter snark is not where rigorous baseball analysis is happening for the most part.

I sorta see where you’re headed here. HOWEVAH. PECOTA and JAWS are projection systems designed to predict future outcomes based on previous performance, while WAR, OPS+ and wRC+ are designed to measure actual in-season performance. They certainly use most of the same data, but to different ends and with different…

I have four in about 20 years of playing. Great story about my first one though. I had been playing for about 7 years and I went out with a buddy who maybe played twice before. We were on hole 15 and after I lay one right under the basket, my buddy chucks his disc and it bounced off about 30 trees and falls into the…

Samer, I thought you hated barstool sports?

He’ll never throw another pass in the NFL if I have anything to say about it!

Also, he wore a tan suit one time. #NeverForget