I’d love to see this play with commentary by Richard Attenborough:

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go…

I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”

Petty AF to put “No L.A.” right on the dang jersey tho.

Welcome to the Deadspin commentariat, Emmitt Smith!

“Attendance” isn’t some negotiable word, it’s got a pretty clear definition. Claiming “paid attendance”is the same as the number of fans who were at the game is straight bullshit. I dont recall getting credit for skipping college classes because I “paid” for them, and my profs sure as hell didn’t give it to me.

No, Zach Smith is having THE public meltdown

The Africa run was nearly impossible.

Do you think that reading something hyper-literally and pretending it’s the most rational reading makes you sound smart?

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

What can’t you understand that no one would win with 25% of the vote? Are you being willfully dense or are you just a moron? It could maybe happen in the first election, and that is a big stretch, and then never again because people can see the poll numbers, know their preferred candidate has no chance of winning…

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

Look at the bright side, at least the high winds didn’t get anyone from Notre Dame killed this time.