Maybe they can replace his leg with a football? Oh right, this is America.

But wait, HOW does this affect the Shoty's? Recount?

ESPN has already blurred out the DICK party. Check it out.

2 feet in the end zone, who the hell cares, its a touchdown on the other three sides...

When you get pulled over for marijuana, be real nice to the officer. After all, he's probably a fan... of marijuana.