I was on the fence about this for a while but lately it seems like a ridiculous position to not want canopies protecting the drivers. It’s not the 60’s anymore; while racing is inherently dangerous, we have the technology to protect these guys better. Aesthetics and tradition seem like sorry excuses to tell the…

No, no, no........ I kept dreading I would have to read this.

Apart from a short spell from Robbie Williams, for which he required Guy Chambers, Take That did little of distinction solo but we’re somehow greater when they reformed.

As Tim Gunn would say, “I’m seeing a young Boy George. Is that what you’re going for? Because it’s not working for me. [Clap clap] Get to work people, you’ve only got one more day to show us your best!”

Also get the hell off zhandi’s lawn.

Forget the guns and knives and so on...

When you outlaw guns, only Bulbasaurs will have guns!

Jesus, the viral marketing for Digimon has taken a dark turn.

Team Rocket has really gone to great lengths these day...Please don’t hurt me.

good thing the police caught them all both

How much of a loser do you have to be to donate money to help the richest player in the NFL fight a suspension?

Yup, good riddance indeed.

I scream, tear out a handful of my own hair and throw it at them. I have to wear a lot of hats now but I think I’ve changed some minds*!

That’s the dream, right? A man who cooks for you and can’t spell “our” correctly.

SHE unfriended YOU?! Precious, offended snowflake.

I tried it once a few years back. Some woman in my book club turned out to be a raging anti-choice, anti-gay asshat. Oh, and anti-birth control. Leave it up to God! But I was all, well - it’s book club and maybe it’s good to have different views and maybe something I say will give her pause to think.

This isn’t a perfect analogue* to your question

Teacher: Bubba, why don’t you have your homework?