if this is the kind of shit you post, please continue not wearing a helmet. and bike more often, maybe at night, without reflective gear?

Olli Maatta would like to hit you with his stick for being so wrong.

True... but it also should have been blown dead earlier when Ovechkin ran over Fleury. (Best angle at around 1:06)

The Capitals had seven defenders on the ice at one point it all evens out.

I don’t remember anything like that from Middle School (it was the midwest, can’t be a little deviant and just broadcast that shit) , but in high school the inside of my locker had 2 Rolling Stone covers: Christina Aguilera naked w/ a PRS and Nicole Kidman naked w/ a cowboy hat. They really tied that locker together.

The only way to save yourself from Wall-E is to accept our one true savior Mike Wazowski into your heart.

I wanna grow up... wanna be.... a great big rock and rollllll staaarrrrrr

Pretty sure I explicitly said in my post that Pittsburgh is a markedly better team...

Counterpoint - non-call on obvious penalty crosscheck, and phantom high stick penalty.

This chart appears to be taking the total number of penalties for those 9 years, and not some average per game. I’m just assuming, because there is no context or methodology to the y-axis number. As a data scientist, this is a fucking clown chart.

I’m impressed the Caps can rack up so many penalties in so few rounds.

No Barry, it should be...

Why wait ‘til June? Your fate will be decided, as usual, before May.

its easy to turn on the tv and put all the blame on the guy who seems to be in charge, but i have to believe he’s actually just a figurehead, and the russian billionaire behind the scenes is calling all the shots.

Wait, you think Roman “I Make The Same Blank Facial Expression 98% Of The Time” Reigns is the best at selling in the WWE? In the same WWE that still employs Dolph Ziggler?

People are ragging on this lady for something she may not know. The defending champ lost with the lead AND got the question RIGHT in final Jeopardy because she either a) doesn’t know basic bidding strategy or b) is sexist and assumed all these women would get it wrong.

Ahh and there it is...the last bastion of the untalented and unfunny, the “you wouldn’t get my jokes anyway, dummy!” T minus 5 until “I know you are but what am I.”

The dream is gone...

Belichick
Enables
Newbie
Garrapolo’s
Harrassment
Against
Zealous
Incompetents.