I announced my selection for prom the same way.

That thing where you really just wanted to tell everyone that you wrestle.

I clicked play. I saw that it was 8 minutes. I clicked pause. I thought to myself, “Fuck it, I trust Redford.” I clicked play.

he was a “great captain” because every front-running mouth-breather who grew up in the 90's couldn’t wait to hitch their wagon to the next marketable “star”

“The 2017 and 2018 seasons will be part of the Flames’ transition to FBS.”

“The 2017 and 2018 seasons will be part of the Flames’ transition to FBS.”

I know you Trumpettes love fake facts, but Trump lose the popular vote, so...less than half.

“more than half of us”

First Ballghazi now this? I can’t believe how much these sports leagues hate Boston and constantly conspire against them because they are jealous. Now, please read my 5,000 word piece on how Isaiah Thomas is better than LeBron James.

This is something I completely understand. As a kid who played keeper in HS soccer, I used to always act injured after I shit the bed on a save.

Caps would’ve won if not for all the Penguin’s ILLEGAL GOALS. So many bad goals allowed by terrible (or sick) reffs! VERY UNFAIR !

Caps don’t get out of the second round? That’s the first normal thing that’s happened in DC since Inauguration Day...

the Capitals never woke up, and their offseason came earlier than they expected once again

Why would Ryan need to commission a portrait of himself as a centaur?

Let’s be fair. Are you an idiot because you chose the Mets, or did you choose the Mets because you were already an idiot?

always found it weird how Sale was so broken up over adam laroche’s son but i guess he was upset that it meant now he was the biggest fucking baby in the clubhouse

Caps fans are the worst

if this is the kind of shit you post, please continue not wearing a helmet. and bike more often, maybe at night, without reflective gear?

True... but it also should have been blown dead earlier when Ovechkin ran over Fleury. (Best angle at around 1:06)

The Capitals had seven defenders on the ice at one point it all evens out.