My uncle who was a Navy vet, got cancer a few times. He swears they exposed him to Agent Orange, and he found out that they were offering disability to some of the Navy guys in Vietnam. He talked to somebody and they said yeah, but he didn’t qualify. He was blue water navy (Ocean) and they were giving it to brown…

Ugh. A racist AND a homophone!

I agree the AFC South should be nuked. But more because Indianapolis, Tennessee, Jacksonville and Houston are really boring teams to watch.

Dude, stop. Comparing Lex Luthor to Donald Trump is completely inappropriate.

Time flies.
Like an arrow.
Fruit flies.
Like a banana.
Fruit pies.
Caution! Filling Hot!

🎶Well, it’s the remix to ignition

One Halloween we thought it would be fun if we hid in the bushes and threw Black Cat firecrackers towards people passing by. Which was pretty dumb in of itself because we were lighting them in out hand and throwing them. We would throw them in the general direction of the person, not right at them and usually it…

Next time you are hanging out with your buddies, trip one and kick the other in the balls. Then report back about who was more upset.

This stands in stark contrast to 50% of Penguins fans who think he is overrated.

My first goal in my beer league came when a goalie stopped me on a breakaway and I collected the puck behind the goal and banked it in off of him. Felt like a goddamn magician. I have no further point.

Nope. Sanders supporters were mocked and called children for trying to prevent this stress from happening. If Sanders were the nominee the Dem turnout in urban areas would have been extremely higher.

Hello, I am actually a sophomore at McClain high school and a member of the marching band. I would just Like to say that no one but the cheerleaders and the principle has any say over what goes on that banner. The band themselves did not even see it until they brought it onto the field. And as soon as we saw it, I…

It helps if the joke is actually funny...

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

The requisite intent was there, but the activity had not come to fruition, so the best we can charge with him is attempted move or conspiracy to make a move.

Couple things...the intelligence was wrong, not phony. It sounds like a semantic argument but I think the distinction is important.

It’s both hilarious and sad how these same people deify the founding fathers as some sort of all-knowing, always correct heroes, yet decry and insult anyone who acts like them in modern times. They revere that Washington et. al. had the stones to defy the crown and stand up for what they believe in, but if you do the…

To anyone who thinks the physical act of sitting down during the anthem is a meaningless gesture:

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."