Speaking of which, gotta watch the new season of Bloodline. Meh…

A video projection of Dolly Parton as the Moon/Narrator was added to the tour and licensing packages of the musical 9 to 5, because people in the sticks were routinely shocked and disappointed that Dolly did not appear in the musical she wrote based on the film she starred in.

I wish it could happen, but it would be a million to one odds against it being good. Springsteen's lyrics are written in the poetic mode instead of the lyrical mode. That essentially means that instead of the songs routinely expressing a single idea or at least a single point of view, they switch from first to third…

You didn't see the video…

Ray Wise as the voice of Salem, please.

Can we please have a scene where Archie is playing doo-wop on his guitar, Betty and Veronica are singing heavily reverbed backup vocals, when all of a sudden Veronica sees the ghost of Clifford Blossom crawling over the couch?

He's gonna make and penetrate you/Gonna make you be a girl/Uh huh huh huh/Jet Boy Jet Girl

I consider the marks of a superhero to be that a character must have some combination of these:

I'll always have a soft spot for Sister Act 2 because of the former band director at my high school. He won multiple awards for his work on both the marching band and the jazz band (which he reformed from jazz into a classic style disco, soul and Motown "show band"). Opportunities to perform at the Vatican and for…

I came here to mention her, as well as Gilmer McCormick (formerly of Godspell) as the kinder post-V2 nun/social worker.

To be fair, that kind of lazy pandering is a Three Stooges tradition too, just not a beloved one.

To be fair, Christianity plus Buddhism is probably the most common and logical pairing; Catholic Jews being probably the second.

Not after their last hoax, when they convinced us Matthew Broderick was a competent and lively song-and-dance man.

That slowed-down Inspector Gadget theme mixed with the Inception horn hit shouldn't work as well as it does.

It never hurts to help!

"And wait- Jeeves, do we still have that little colored gentleman who used to stand in the corner and sing ominous songs with the voice of a young child?"

I went to one of the last Arthur Treacher's in Hell's Kitchen last year… very tasty but something about it seems of a different era. Even the taste made me think less of chain seafood and more of a rickety seafood store in Maine in a Stephen King novel.

Barbra Streisand built her favorite shopping mall in her basement, so that's not too weird.

He's also dating a hip Broadway actress- as much as he is becoming what he thinks is cool and suave, he is becoming what he thinks it takes to win her over. The peak "theatre kid."

That sounds like more of a Crispin Glover directorial twist.