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Ruritania: Fifty-seven minutes since the last coup!

On a cruise ship, the diverse, heavily accented team of waiters always try to become "favorites" of certain tables in order to get a shout-out by name, and thus a bonus, in the end of cruse surveys. They'll bring you extra free food, do magic tricks, banter with you, whatever it takes. I remember one waiter, upon

AV Club Cinematic Universe! We'll have a Dikachu/Archmage buddy comedy for the masses, a Ricky Coogan film for the art-house types, give JEng a documentary to narrate on the intersection of Asian politics and sexual identity, and I'll leave my GoPro attached to Mr. Chooch to see what he gets up to while I'm gone for

As iconic as "do I make you horny, baby," became, "do I make you randy" is probably a better line.

Easy. It'll be a series of five movies now.

The most flamboyantly, floridly gay fellow I went to college with was a 6'5", morbidly obese opera singer with a broken spine, who hobbled about on a series of grandiose canes and spoke like Glenn Shadix or Laurence Olivier in falsetto. Only when he was upset or singing did he drop the weird falsetto voice.

Two wahld, and keerezzy gahs!

She went from softcore to TV to hardcore to EDM.

She fucked the DJ. His dick was rull big. Spun her right 'round like a record, and he killed it.

Trumpism is their new religion. Thou SHALT.

I remember when she was still Tila Nguyen, quirky softcore model, way before the rest of her "rise to stardom." Man, so many unanswered questions…

Let's also keep in mind that many Hispanics/Latinx are deeply ideologically divided on illegal immigration, particularly legal ones. There are some divisive feelings on this even within my family.

Honestly, nothing would make them happier; they think I'm a meltdown waiting to happen and that I need to let go of my petty need for stoicism and self-control and admit I'm probably clinically depressed.

Church on time
Terrifies me
Church on time
Dicks my pony

Unless you're doing Jesus Christ Superstar, where several of the leads have frequent D6-G6 passages. I play chief priest Annas, who (assuming you're using the now-standard expansion of most of the ensemble Priests into Annas's role) essentially lives in a range where G5-A5 are his LOW notes.

TRUE SHOWBIZ TALES #27: My go-to karaoke song is "Oh! Sherrie" by Steve Perry and/or Journey (the line blurs a little thanks to Journey compilations often including the song). The reason for this? When I did "Rock of Ages," the hair metal and arena rock musical, I repeatedly told the director and MD that "there are

It was very briefly a wine-drunk chicken, not used in advertisements but in the store's décor.

Adjective: describing Benedict Cumberbatch's particular accent.