"Welcome to Unitarian service. Now let us pray. Or not. Ahem… Dear God, or Goddess, or Universe, or whatever else may or may not be there, if you exist, which we do not presuppose that you do, please bless us. Or don't. Amen."

Chuck Testa.

These days it's usually the Angel Batista guy.

Nah. Having a famously eccentric, sexually fluid sophisticate on a show about a bunch of famously eccentric, sexually fluid sophisticates would just be too WEIRD for Middle America. They're not ready for buttcracks or bisexuality yet. Gotta ease them towards enlightenment slowly.

Dr. Death is also one of the main characters in My Chemical Romance's underrated comic-book-themed concept album "Danger Days;" AND the name of the evil-angel Grim Reaper in Terry Gilliam's "Baron Munchausen."

He co-hosted the Tony Awards with Kristin Chenoweth last year, and with her being quirky and Southern and semi-wholesome, and him being quirky and Scottish and lasciviously pansexual, it seemed like a dry run for a very strange Doctor Who season.

It wouldn't be on here, because it's television, but I saw a YouTube video once that synced up Jesse Pinkman's departure, speeding along in his car, to the end of "Thunder Road" by Springsteen, and it was transcendent.

"Peter Rabbit is this stupid book about this stupid rabbit who steals vegetables from other people's gardens."

I think every series that doesn't know how to end an episode well should ALWAYS have a smash cut to jug band. Imagine a Game of Thrones jug band sequence, a Mr. Robot jug band sequence, a Presidential Debate 2016 jug band sequence…

What's the boss that stumped you in that one? I was stuck against Dragon Zombie for YEARS.

They're called Maria cookies, and they're delicious.

Given the show's none-too-subtle references to Gloria being a former Colombian cartel princess, the fact that she has "family in Mexico" who dig tunnels, kidnap people and wield machetes is nothing out of place.

The only reason the Geoff thing works for me is because Erica has kind of… devolved as a person. She's always been known previously as the pretty, popular Goldberg, but has slid down the scale to embrace the fact that she is, indeed, a Goldberg. At this point, Lainey being with Barry is more improbable than Erica…

Would it be more or less racist if the writers dropped the "we can't out and out say it" cuteness and just confirmed that Gloria is a former cartel princess? It's like Abed's Asperger's syndrome all over again.

And a second tier Michael Moorcock novella.

Is this an Offspring lyric?

Next Halloween, we will all be required to spend at least three hours Trick or Trumping in our Trump brand Donald Trump Effigy costumes, and the Secret Halloween Police will be watching to ensure that our impersonations of the Good Man are both respectful AND accurate.

The tacky sweater reads "Drinks are on me!"

Haribo-ween is the best tasting holiday.

Puffy Ami*Yumi (or straight Puffy in Japanese publication) albums are a guilty pleasure of mine, because only in Japan could you graft two cute, punky J-Pop girls to American nineties jangle/paisley pop, graft on some late-period My Chemical Romance electro-comic-book future rock, and create a genuine sensation.