That’s not how she tells it.

Ded.

Poor guy is just average height. He just has tall co-workers.

It doesn’t matter how tall he is when I’m sitting on his face...

Does it matter?

he’s tall ENOUGH. *WINK*

it was me it was me i need to go to blog jail

classic reverse racism from gino tobleroni

I don’t believe Kylie. :/

wow jia

Beef is when your moms ain’t safe up in the streets

The sad thing is, I think Taylor engages in it because it’s fun and it’s a proven version of the post-break up schtick that has worked for her. Even if it is still a business move, it doesn’t read as desperate because it’s such true-to-form territory and leads to catchy as fuck music.

Its a thumb. Or a finger. But it looks weird.

Considering one is on a huge sellout world tour and the other did the super bowl it’s a boring feud.

Shots fired!

I literally just realized that Chris Pratt was in Guardians of the Galaxy and Parcs & Rec. I actually just realized who he is.
He’s a cutie though and seems like a really nice guy.

Dave Coulier is the equivalent of Diane Sawyer last year insisting that she KNEW that Elizabeth Vargas was an alcoholic before she foramally announced it. In both cases, they both sound like know-it-all asshats. Does it really matter if you knew first?

Diminished sex drive and impotence aren’t the same thing. But “I wish I wanted to/was physically able to” have sex right now are intertwined for a lot of people and I found it refreshing that he was speaking so candidly about some very ambiguous issues of sexual health and desire and his personal experience with…