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But Adultosaur needs to know what TayTay eats so she can perfectly emulate her and woo her when she takes her out to dinner someday

slowly james franco will enter your life & replace you

They're truly horrible.

Can we discuss how squicky the accompanying V photos of Selena make me feel? It's like they tried to make her look *really* young, and also there's some Latina stereotyping/fetishization going on, to me. (Maybe it's just me, though.)

Jezebel Senior Editor, James Franco.

Gomez goes on to tell interviewer James Franco

Exactly. I love that photo. I hope I look that great after 2 kids and being a 90s supermodel with all the drugs and partying around. Bless you Cindy! I wish I had your genes!

Yup, that's what bodies do after you've had two babies and lived for 40+ years. The fucked-up part is that airbrushing is so routine that we don' t know what mature women are supposed to look like.

Rihanardo. RIHANARDO. DAMNIT, people.

Exactly. She dates really young guys who don't know anything about sex and then she complains about how they don't like going downstairs.

I haven't read 50 Shades but i've dated guys that were REALLY into it.

and don't forget bunch of boys in their early 20th

I'm sorry, but no one eats p—— as much as the guy in that book.

Every day she does something that makes me love her more and more. It saddens me that soon we wont have her in the Supreme Court.

and again. I just love her so much. this makes me love her even more.

What a baller thing to admit. Zero fucks given.

There will never be a post about notorious RBG where this picture is not appropriate.

Aw man. He's got the best smile. Too bad he doesn't deploy it more often.