We’ll be seeing this in a dramatic re-enactment scene of an Air Crash Investigations episodes at about the 50 minute mark.

Well it’s a pleasure to meet you Mr. Dos Equis man. Jesus christ you fucking win

Why? It’ll just gonna break in a week.

Are we sure the robo-sub wasn’t defecting? Was it was concerned about the future of robosexual rights under the next president?

Lucid Air, made in Druidia

Watson in a BMW: “You wish to indicate a lane change? I’m sorry, I can’t do that, Dave. Don’t touch the stalk, Dave. Stop, Dave...”

Maserati of Troy is like Ritz Carlton of Haiti.

Because most cars don’t have room for two V8s.

Why do Americans like to put V8's in everything? Why do American’s love Bourbon? Football? Baseball? Muscle cars? Bacon? Guns? Beer?

Oh.. great cars... got it.

I had a 10 speed transmission back in the 80's!

I wish I had an army, so I could also meme with extreme prejudice.

Bought one for my Mom, she turns 86 next week, and I’m not kidding! Favorite feature? Sirius, and I’m serious, she listens to big band music.

All right stop, Collaborate and glisten
GM is back with a brand new invention
Brembo grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a muffler daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t know
Turn off the lights and I’ll go
To the extreme I rock a grill like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a paint like a candle.

“Huuurrrr durrrr dis ugly I rader has a brown manuel station wagen sumting sumting miata. Volvo”

-Jalopnik commenters.

feel free to copy and paste this to every great fucking car that gets released to us with no obligation for you fuckheads to even buy, but feel the need the complain anyhow.

Wow, you can tell all of that from a couple pictures?

Ahhh here we go. Prepare yourself for the “Uggg this thing is ugly though” comments. Meanwhile when this thing was Europe only, everyone here couldn’t stop crying about “how come Honda never brings us the cool stuff”. This is why Honda doesn’t bring us the cool stuff. People here aren’t interested in buying cars,…

Anytime you’re copying Subaru’s styling, it’s going to be ugly. This looks like some designer traced all of the WRX’s styling elements to the new Civic, then spent the rest of the day watching porn on his phone in the bathroom.

Words like that about my beloved Flex might lead to me “mistaking” her exhaust manifold for her intake manifold at some inopportune moment.

Dating a girl that thought the stratos, Ford Flex, and Jeep Wagoneer were “fucking gay.” Two words I never heard her use about anything else.