I’m not sure what is wrong with thinking a sexual practice is gross.

“Up until a few years ago, they were the last dry town in Illinois.” I think you meant they haven’t been dry for 31 years, but nice try. There are still towns(Grayville, South Holland, South Ottawa Township and an entire country,Shelby) that are still dry. Before calling an entire town stupid, you might want to get…

Bit of a Nerd = Watches Bill Nye and follows “I fucking love science” on facebook. So sciency!

Yeah, but if you outlaw giant crossbows, only outlaws will have giant crossbows.

Why doesn’t deadspin sign Kap? If you’re so worried about him and the injustices of the NFL signing hundreds of black men to million+ contracts, maybe you should start a gofundme or something.

Yeah! Whoooo! Girl Power!!! Meanwhile the adults are in the other room talking policy and winning elections.

Ethnic supermarkets suck, nothing but corn syrup infused ethnic candies, tons of chips and soda, the worst seafood on earth, the cheapest toughest cuts of beef, and really cheap quality products. Tons of generic products that use cheap ingredients (corn syrup, MSG, etc). Yes, their products are cheap, but their…

Because the quality of their products are very low. You think a tub of ground up black pepper from some factory in Mexico is the same flavor and quality as fresh peppercorns?

They also usually have the worst quality meats and seafoods. Usually frozen shrimp and tilapia shipped in from some sewer pond in India. There beef has zero marbling, their chicken is farmed and loaded with growth hormones, and their pork is very cheap, mostly bones and fat. Let’s be honest here at least.

It’s not that hard people, he is an okay quarterback who is a major distraction. His dumbass opted out of huge salary for 2017. Nobody wants a backup quarterback who isn’t a pocket quarterback. They don’t need a backup who will get injured. It’s really simple.

With Obama out of office, maybe the dems actually have a chance in the mid terms.

You sound like the definition of a spinster

Growing up in a soviet controlled communist country = privileged?

His religion was politics. I’m a conservative, and I see it from the left and right. Go to twitter, you will find both left and right profiles that pump out 20 or 30 tweets a day entirely based on mocking the other side. It’s a sickness. I have friends who are bernie bros, and friends who are gun nuts. You would…

“But it is fair to say that black women of a certain age tend to exhibit and prize these characteristics”. Wow, who knew after years of telling us skin color does not have a relationship to behavior, we were all so wrong. I guess all those racists were right all along.

Playing troll bingo on jezebel? You are certified spinster

I don’t have anything interesting to share about her, I just found it funny that so many people were commenting about her, and implying they knew personal things about her without actually personally knowing her. Regarding your hometown take, how did you come to the conclusion that 8.1 million people hate her? Are…

Sorry, but when you make fun of a person for being an immigrant, implying that this is a foreign country to them, even though they are a citizen, you come across as stupid and uninformed. Even your implication that this country is foreign to her, and therefore she is less of a citizen, is pretty low. I get it, you…

I’m sure “joe lunchbox” in Virginia who just got a new job in a newly opened coal mine thinks Trump represents him. Or the working father in Long Island is happy Trump just deported 45 MS -13 gang members from his family’s neighborhood.

How did you gain the gift of reading other people’s thoughts and their current view of their husband based on a picture? Oh, I get it, your a salty female reader a jezebel, all makes sense now.