darlingniki
NikiDresden
darlingniki
Jul 23 2014
19

Jesus, that's horrible. Everyone knows that if you're going to criticize someone's ass, you should balance it out by leading with the carrot or at least some oats, not by throwing dirt.

Jul 23 2014
32

I hate living in a country where my worth is still based on whether or not I own a donkey.

Jul 19 2014
3

If you spend a lot of time in Excel, you start using it for everything in your life. I can relate.

Jul 19 2014
4

31, married, with same woman for 7 years. Loving relationship, great sex life. Thanks for playing.

Jul 18 2014
5

I bet you do. It's so uncomfortable being confronted with opinions that haven't been approved by the hivemind.

Jul 18 2014
7

Ok troll. Enjoy the hi-fives from the Jezzie hivemind. You all had a very successful raid today. Fight the patriarchy, check your privelege, etc etc

Jul 18 2014
4

Believe me, I have zero interest in getting my dick wet from any of the denizens of Jezebel. You are.... not exactly my type.

Jul 18 2014
9

This isn't Jezebel. Your batshit insane regugitated gender studies rhetoric is not a "thing" here. Go back to your echo chamber.

Jul 18 2014
3

Nope. In a happy, healthy, loving, sexually fulfilled relationship of 7 years. But thanks for your concern.