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40 acres and a mule, son.

The complainant went to get a ketchup bottle to squirt Davis, but someone stopped her Read more

Jesus, that's horrible. Everyone knows that if you're going to criticize someone's ass, you should balance it out by leading with the carrot or at least some oats, not by throwing dirt.

I hate living in a country where my worth is still based on whether or not I own a donkey.

Thanks for stopping by!

Nice try, Blake.

Latest comment I've seen in this looooong list. Read more

Go back to Jezebel.

Go back to Jezebel.

If you spend a lot of time in Excel, you start using it for everything in your life. I can relate.

Fraid so? What are you, 12? Read more

31, married, with same woman for 7 years. Loving relationship, great sex life. Thanks for playing.

Jesus Christ people like you are beyond reason.

I bet you do. It's so uncomfortable being confronted with opinions that haven't been approved by the hivemind.

Ok troll. Enjoy the hi-fives from the Jezzie hivemind. You all had a very successful raid today. Fight the patriarchy, check your privelege, etc etc

Believe me, I have zero interest in getting my dick wet from any of the denizens of Jezebel. You are.... not exactly my type.

Believe what you want. It's a free country.

This isn't Jezebel. Your batshit insane regugitated gender studies rhetoric is not a "thing" here. Go back to your echo chamber.

Nope. In a happy, healthy, loving, sexually fulfilled relationship of 7 years. But thanks for your concern.