Because as long as he doesn't join the KKK and use the n-word he is Not Racist. Instead, he is simply Having an Honest Conversation, or Telling It Like It Is, as a concerned but emphatically Not Racist person. He also must maintain a friendship with at least one black person, no matter how the black person feels about…

Hmmm... could there be any other reason why black people didn't have jobs at NASA in 1969? A real head-scratcher, that one!

Would slap the living shit out of this guy/10

Why doesn't he just go the whole hog and join the KKK? Show his true colours?

Well he probably disappointed many others and was used to it, he probably just kept hoping it would miraculously fix itself.

The part of sex ed the pearl clutchers don't want kids to know about isn't the fact that the p goes in the v and then there are babies, which is what 15th century through pioneer examples would've shown them.

Four more ears! Four more ears!

Damn. This made me laugh. We must be over peak Doge.

Real talk: There's only one dog in Washington state we should trust with a job that important.

I would like to offer my services as Official Behind the Ear Scratcher. I'm really, really good at it. My four dogs can vouch for my years of experience and dedication to the job.

Honestly, how much worse can a dog do than many human politicians. At least the Official Belly Rubs would feel like an accomplishment.

Me too! Do these websites not realize that most of us are in offices and can't watch videos at work? Why can't they at least post a transcript?

Dammit, I wish I could read more of this instead of having to watch a video.

Can Scrabble (or words with friends) recognize the word "queef" already? because it would have come in handy SO MANY times.

I find it incredibly hard to believe that Megan Fox's best on-screen kiss was with Shia "the beef." He seems like the type of guy who has really rubbery and wet lips that kind of flip-flap all around your mouth but don't really hit the mark. I might have known a few of those in my time. Just my two cents.

You're on the right track. Think of the dick pic as an idiot detector.

I call bullshit

I once posted a Snopes link under a lady's Facebook status to show what she posted was fake and was told that Snopes has a liberal bias and is unreliable. Then I posted a link from another urban legend debunking site that analyzed Snopes' record showing that it was not liberal and looked into the backgrounds of the…

WHAT?? He doesn't? What nonsense are you talking about?

What do people expect Israel to do?

For starters they could end their illegal settlements of Palestine. Funny how occupying a nation tends to radicalize the inhabitants of that nation.