not only that, we're not human!

Why are her femoral & brachial arteries not protected?

His last name totally sounds made-up. Like Art Vandelay.

A) Thank you for that insight, Willow. You are the most profound 12 (is she still 12? I feel like she's 12 forever?) year old in the world. B) Will and Jada, you guys are awesome and Fresh Prince was the greatest show ever and no one will ever tell me otherwise, but howwww did you make these children of yours?

Never forget.

......OF THE POKEMON VARIETY

now increasingly women do work

I'm kind of stunned by the "oh well, most men are still breadwinners!" sentiment. I'm pretty sure that is increasingly not true. I can't even remember the last time I dated a guy who made more than I do (and I am comfortably middle class swf with a masters degree). I've certainly dated a good number of guys who come…

Isn't there something to when your best friends go through a divorce, you're more likely too as well? So this is really Gwyneth's fault.

It just blows my mind how many people are out there, livin' live, doin' them, with huge gaps in what most people would consider truly basic, "You cannot have lived this long without learning this" knowledge.

In a 7-minute video entitled "We Can't Be Afraid of the Scary 'I Word,'" Palin hits the ground running, comparing Obama's America to a "battered wife" saying "No mas."

The Swiss kind or the mozzarella kind?

1. Holy batman bulge Mr. Meloni! Can't even see the dog.

We're driving in the car and of course I text and drive

"We're driving in the car and of course I text and drive,"

"She also refuses to vaccinate me. PLEASE HELP."

my... Mother ..-in-..law ....... Texts..... Like .....this!!!!!! I .... Don't... Understand.... She .... Is .... A .... Successful .... Self..-emloyed....attorney.... But cannot.... Text.... Without..... 8000 .... ellipses....everything.... Seems.... Very.... Cryptic.....

Idle hands are the tools of the devil!

I went on her facebook page to look at her post/view the responses out of morbid curiosity. People kept popping up saying "I wanted to check to see what you looked like and you look fine, don't know what that person's problem was"..... DERP. Missed the point. The point is she could look to you like a pile of cow…

Look at those dashes. Look at those capitalized words. YOU GUYS. Emily Dickinson wrote this letter! And I'm sure she had her reasons.