Oh man, I had a guy try to make me squirt and it just felt like I had to pee. Like, this is not all that sexy dude. I am not that interested in doing this.

That... WHAT. That sounds awful. I know a grand total of ONE person who has ever "squirted" in her life, and it was once. IT'S REALLY NOT THAT COMMON, LADIES AND GENTS.

That had to be a deliberate choice. It wouldn't just happen, he clearly actually thought that was the right move in that situation. He came to the conclusion that the best course of action was to stand on a bed and thrust his erection into the air. That is the part that really blows my mind.

Um. You just defined a cardigan.

Yes!!!! How do they do that? I think cardigans can be super sexy, with a cami underneath, belted...my husband loves that outfit with a pencil skirt. The prob is that I got the cardis from Target, and they faded and wore out. I bought a few replacements from Lands' End, they had some really great colors! They…

I hadn't really thought of that, but you are so right!

I tried to rename myself Lainie in 6th grade (1994 yo) and no one believed it was a name. So I think you're right there.

"while driving with my dh"

I had this happen once, too. We had been dating casually for a few weeks, and he was, uh... really good at all kinds of sex things that can be done with a guy's pants still on, but we hadn't actually had PIV sex yet.

Eventually we got down to it and he had turned most of the lights off, and I still actually hadn't seen…

He'd stand there, shoulders hunched, belly protruding, with his erect dick thrusting at the air... He looked like an angry bumblebee about to sting me.

The world can pry my cardigans off my cold, dead body. #cardis4lyfe

I imagine the orgasm like a whale sound.

I was dating this guy, and I was attracted to him on an intellectual level because he was so creative, but the physical attraction wasn't very high. He was kind of an awkward lover - if we switched from me on top to him on top, instead of rolling over, he'd stand up on the bed while I laid down. And not only would he…

So this didn't involve any actual sex, but I invited a guy I'd seen a couple times in for a nightcap. I poured us a couple of drinks and went to use the bathroom, expecting to come out and talk a bit, make out, see where things went. He apparently had a different idea because I came out of the bathroom to find him…

After breaking up with my high school boyfriend and having a long, depressing freshman year of college, I met this guy named Clint at a summer beach party through friends. He was a perfect summer fling. He was an incredibly tall (6'7), sweet, laid back, brown curly haired stoner dude with a giant dick, and he lived…

She looks like she should be working at the Brooklyn Flea. Also, Laney feels like a very 90s name to me, in that it is a name that people in the 90s would think sounded cool, but no one who was a teenager in the 90s would have been given when they were born in the early 80s.

Because her bangs appear to have been cut by a monkey with no hands.

Looks like he got the cardigan on just fine. :)

you mean this

Yeah, but by her body language, I'd still say she's obviously cold...she isn't fooling anyone with her un-tied back hair.