I admittedly love the smell of vanilla extract, so that may be related.

Butters! I didn't buy it!

I couldn't either!

I'm ashamed to admit that I sampled Fame once and really liked it.

Oh, that makes more sense.

Do you want to debate about morality? I would be interested.

They're "helping". By reminding you that you are a terrible sinner and will surely go to hell unless you live your life according to their standards.

They sit out with video cameras, they take pictures of license plates, tell them they're posting them to the web.

Hi! Ok, thanks. :) I'm at work, so that's a step.

I saw a commercial with Steve Harvey for that for-profit university. I'm giving him no benefit of the doubt. I've watched way too many episodes of Family Feud for that.

Women have a right to their bodies, but so do the breathing babies nestled in the womb. So the implication then is that I have a right to my body UNTIL there's a "breathing baby" inside of it, right? And then the baby's rights take over? So I don't, in fact, have a right to my own body?

Absolutely! Maybe a new hobby is in order? Crafts?

Well, depending on what you're taking, they may well be wearing off by the end of the day. That is definitely a thing! Have you been on it for awhile?

omg I love him. I can't even deal with him in the cap.

I hope so too! Until then, feel free to join me in eating a giant box of Cheezits.

Don't give up hope. I know that being unemployed is terrible in so many ways. There's still time to get something for this year, and even if not - as somone else said to you earlier, it's totally normal. Try not to beat yourself up about it, really. You are driven, and that is a wonderful thing.

I hope you feel better <3

Oh I know it. I just had the same conversation with mine the other day. The trouble is getting the hell up and doing it!

I guess I was weirdly "energetic" (for me) yesterday (moving to a new apartment)! This is a good point. I'm glad to know I am not alone in this. And you're not either!

Where did you come from, and why did you decide to go bonkers insulting people on an article from three days ago?