They are? Really? Damn. They sound like they should be delicious!

Weird hairs. Preach.

Everyone's making a grave mistake.

Okay. As a thong-wearer, I have a question. What do you non-thong-wearers wear for no panty lines ("VPL" if you will)?

I used to exclusively sleep naked, though I stopped when I moved in with my boyfriend because... welp, I don't know why.

I will say this - it's certainly no case study, but my good friend swore up and down that FAM was the best and only method she'd use. She got pregnant three times, aborted one of them. Each time she was absolutely blown away and told me how ridiculously fertile she must be.

Not trying to be argumentative, but you're really not supposed to flush them even if it's physically possible. Those things are nightmares on plumbing systems.

You are not a weirdo. My big ole bubbly ass eats underwear. If it's not a thong, it becomes one. If it's boyshorts, it rides up until it's a highwaisted "cheeky" thong. If it's briefs, it's a thong. Whatever cut you can think of, it's a thong in the end.

I do! I do!!!!!!!!1

Wow.

I know a Kebra (Kevin & Debra).

I loved Leo! He was the only boy worth talking about anyway.

I love your system! It sounds like you have a great friend. :)

I love really aggressively social people for that reason. Though I have been told that I can't just get by on "inertia" by letting everyone around me make my decisions and plan my life.

That was my first thought! I would fall asleep.

cf4l!

You guys have daily pie? Damn.

That sounds amazing.

This is my life. You must be me.

I used to be anti-medication for a variety of stupid reasons (chief among them was me believing the "get some sunshine and broccoli and just will yourself to be happy!" people). When I finally did it, I was so mad at myself for not doing it sooner.