Uh I didn't call avoiding similar tragedies in the future an "agenda", but ok.

I understand that people co-opt situations like this for their agendas. Whether they be agendas I agree with or not. Everything has to be political. I get it. I don't like it. Fine.

Me too. It really tickles me.

I always blush when I see that ageless face.

Seeing your screen name reminded me of a comment I read yesterday about Kanye having the name "NomNom83". I just guffawed and spluttered on my um, water.

I mean, it's also just the level of detail that went into describing the drink. I suppose I appreciate the dedicated journalism.

"almost spluttering on her iced almond-milk single-shot cappuccino."

I used to have a pixie cut of sorts. It looked best when the hair was all piece-y and out-of-place looking. It was the absolute best time in terms of my laziness. But holy hell was it unflattering on me. I envy those who can pull it off!

You can count me among your group. :) There's nothing about showers that I enjoy.

Ah yeah. I guess I'm lucky in that regard - my hair is dry and brittle. Woo!

Sigh. My father has been making the "raise the minimum wage and they will just replace the workers with robots, you fools!" claim for years. I'm sure he's pleased about this news.

BP? I think I'm missing the joke. :(

Yes please to a Lifetime movie version of "My Sweet Audrina". That book is so fucking bizarre/wonderful.

To be honest, I think my hair is a disgusting greasy mess sometimes. It's just that my desire to be lazy just can not be overridden by my desire look like a human.

"Getting all wet and then getting all dry" is a nightmare to me. I do everything I can to avoid it. Also - once I am in bed I do everything in my power not to leave it. This includes varying sorts of hygienic activity (mostly not washing my face).

I have this exact pattern. I grow my hair long until I finally get irritated enough about it constantly getting stuck under my armpits that I chop it off to my shoulders. Repeat. I get my hair cut twice a year.

My diorama would be me surrounded by blocks of cheese.

Yes! Mine is only mid-back length, but it's thick and takes literally hours to air dry (I avoid the blowdryer). I can't be bothered.

Does anyone else hate washing their hair? I wash mine like twice a week. And it's not like it looks amazingly shiny and gorgeous because of it. It looks average-to-bad and I just put it up in a ponytail and try to ignore it.

He looks like a velociraptor. A velociraptor that I love.