Do you live in America? Here, our presidential elections are actually decided by this thing called the electoral college, not a popular vote. It’s kind of confusing, I know. I encourage you to read more about it.

I think she’d be wise to do two sets of debate prep. The first against the most hateful, deranged xenophobic misogynist she can find, and the second against someone who has actually had some policies drilled into his skull (and is on Xanax). Because goddess forbid she prepare for the first and encounter the second.

Wait a minute - he cancelled and said he was sick and you didn’t respond to that? Like, you didn’t even say that you hoped he felt better? You seem to have a bunch of rules in your head that you’re not communicating but expecting him to guess. If you were sick and told someone, don’t you think it’d be rude if they…

This was Big Foot’s first week of school and already she is bitching and complaining about it. She is dragging her feet on her community service hours- she was supposed to be done with all of them by the 14th- she is not going to be anywhere near done. She cannot understand why she has to do community service at all…

Haha, I was reflecting on costume ideas today amidst my dating woes. I thought to make a cardboard phone with a text conversation in which one person was texting a bunch and trying to make plans while the other was being non-commital and unresponsive. Get it: ITS A GHOST! Ahhh, I laughed at that one for a good minute.

You have the vapors, poor thing. Here, sit a spell on the fainting couch.

My wife and I have one very clear rule in our house. They are in charge and not to be trifled with.

Cat’s reaction to turn of events:

I'm good with it.

But she’s not famous because she is a great singer/actor/etc. and has monetized that. She’s famous because her dad is the worst and she has ACTIVELY campaigned to help him become the President. If this were Tiffany, it’d be different. She’s a voluntary public figure doing real harm to real people

I dunno, I am okay with it. It was a smart business move by the company, they are getting a ton of press, and good causes got some cash. Ivanka is a public figure. It’s not like they did this to a local racist that nobody knew.

I like it. They need to be publicly shamed for supported this fucking clown. It lets them know that the world is laughing at them.

Gotta love wiki justice

from the product page:

This person is failing to realize that while those numbers are well and good Gawker probably has an impressive set of liabilities.

Welp, at least one slightly racist reply. Totally waiting to hear more “jokes”- Maybe something something maid joke, um a gardener one for good measure. and um..... oh an “illegal” immigrant joke.

Huh, telling me I should bow down before the one I serve? That I’ll get what I deserve? Because, before I’d give Trump control, I can think of a lot of things I’d rather do.

Every single accusation a conservative makes ought to be treated as a confession.