I’m convinced that most major corporations are just a house of cards — nothing more than accounting tricks to keep their heads barely above water while the executives enrich themselves. Tap one little card at the bottom and everything comes crashing down, except for executive salaries of course. Gotta take care of…

If they quit going to Starbucks and eating avocado toast every morning they would be just fine. They just need to get a 2nd or 3rd job and pull themselves up by their boot straps. 

For the folks that wear plastic gloves everywhere... Please stop, they are not effective in keeping you from getting CV or anything else. Medical folks wear them for an immediate task that involves blood, wet work or something otherwise icky and then they properly discard the them, and that’s not in the damn parking…

Dealing with all of the precautions -- which may or may not even do any good -- is completely exhausting.

Transgender Penguins are ruining America.

Remember kids.

The whole “minivans are uncool” thing is ridiculous on it’s face. You ceased being a cool person when you had kids, buying a tarted up wagon with plastic wheel arches isn’t going to fool anyone. Just get the damn minivan, it’s the best tool for the job.

I don’t think I want to know what is going on in that Alaska King bed.

A space heater (because as one parent put it, “pumping in a cold room sucks”)

My Vizio has never been connected to the internet. Thank the noodley appendages because I got it before Vizio was found to be shit ass smart TV exploiters. I have a Roku and I want to buy a non smart TV more than anything.

Gotta give props to dude for having the balls to call u up and open a dialogue. 

I would generally say you should everything you want to take with you archived, saved, or on flash drive before you give your 2 weeks notice. If its on a flash drive, I would make sure that drive is secured in your car or at home before giving notice. There is always a chance you could be walked out and you’ll want to…

Do this kind of stuff routinely, not just at the last minute. At my last job, while I was in HR, IT was securing my computer. In order to obtain the data for miles traveled during the previous week, I had to have IT, and my boss, and HR stand over my shoulder as they unlocked my computer and I accessed that single…

See HBO, you can end a story properly. :D

no booze is fine, you are right. What is not fine is making people wear heels and then pay for booze. That is rude

Counterpoint, having been to many Methodist weddings (meaning, no booze at all), is no booze at a wedding is PERFECTLY fine.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

Rob Drake, cival war advocate, and friend of the morans.

This was worse than the last two World Series exits. At least they ripped our hearts out fast in the deciding game. The hope spot for seven innings was absolutely excruciating when they finally gagged it up. Not even the Giant bro at the bar screaming "Bryan Stow" and "fucking retard" in my face after the grand slam…

“Look, we want you to express yourself, okay? Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay. But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that, okay? You do want to express yourself, don’t you?”