It’s true.

Black Republicans. White Thugs. Police arresting white people. North Carolina having an “ethnic intimidation law.” I’m getting dizzy. Dis tew much.

You gotta love that she’s wearing a shirt inspired by Mexican culture.

Sounds like it went from ‘no one’s really aware of what’s happening’ to ‘holy shit this guy’s a loon’ very quickly.

“Non-Consensual Footsie”.

Ford Mucus

I’ma thrown my star achoo.

Better anti-theft device than a manual transmission.

That snot real.

Dear. God........Is all I can say after reading this article.

At some point we get a head of the DOE that mandates that personal finance courses be made mandatory for HS graduation.  Doesn’t get to all people, but it’s a start...

Truly incredible reporting. I’m proud to see how Jalopnik has evolved into a place where I can experience the weirdness of Torchinsky’s mind, but also the sheer brilliance of Ryan Felton on real-life issues.

Well done guys. Great article

This article is probably more comprehensive than the FBI report, sadly.

Putting aside the sexual assault (if that’s possible)...

My biggest takeaway from this mess is that very few people actually know what “corroborate” means.

I don't know, I'm now starting to think Dudley can indeed defend shit 

you figured he would’ve switched to red red wine for that one

The most disturbing thing about this is he thinks the creation of Adam and Eve were “the beginning of time.”