This marriage is gonna last, boo. Good work.

Taylor’s half shade in that totally happened storyline was almost a nod to “I don’t know her.” I hope she’s reading this for shade tips from our Right Honorable Judge Brown.

I love your parents.

One day I’m going to snap. One day it’s going to happen and I’m going to say something that might get me fired. I hope it is this sentence. Because it needs to be used. It is begging to be used all of the time in every situation. Thank you, Kara Brown. You are a treasure.

I explained shade to my parents and my dad said: “There’s a word for what your mom does?” He now rejoices in pointing out shade where he finds it. He’s extremely accurate.

I didn’t think the CIA had it in them to be so salty. Bless.

Judge Brown:

My husband used the word shade around his parents, so I felt the need to give a 10-minute explanation of the word, its origin, and correct usage— specifically throwing shade vs. a read. Near minute nine I realized I misjudged my audience and no one cared. I still finished strong and feel like I made the world a better…

“While we’re out here throwing “direct shade,” I think I’ll enjoy a nice bowl of piping hot ice cream, followed by a refreshing bone-dry shower and call up the president-elect for a bit of moral guidance.”

That’s exactly the type of thing someone with no droid friends would say.

But I have tons of droid friends...

My google Home said, it doesn’t understand the question

Racist.

I don’t know if I can say this without being called a racist, but I just don’t think that a droid has what it takes to be president.

I asked Siri

Finn and BB-8 agree a droid could do better.

Make America BB-8 Again

If those were her answers, Alexa has a remarkable ability to dodge questions and I’d like her to stand in for me at future holiday family gatherings.

Alexa, who did you vote for in the presidential election?

And now I am crying.