it wasn’t until it was officially called, it was until they had accrued the bare minimum of votes (which, yes, tends to be when things are called, but there’s actually a difference in many cases so i’ll be over here in pedantic corner)

Thank you for saying this. I’ve been avoiding the site for the past week or so. I’ve been terrified of seeing 49.1% on one side and 49.9% on the other. I might peek between my fingers today and check it out.

Oh I hope/bet she does in private! I hope she does in buckets based solely on the fact that she had to stand on a stage three times and pretend that orange sack of dog shit was her equal.

I hope she cries, damnit! I know she can’t (because she might be attacked for being on a medically miraculous post-menopausal period) and she won’t (because she is an incredibly disciplined professional), but I hope there’s a quiet time and place set aside afterwards so she can unload all the stress and pressure and…

oh wow i didn’t even factor that in. i now have to come up with a totally different makeup look...

Similarly, the left dubbed Sarah Palin “Caribou Barbie,” leading to an entire year where I began every other sentence with the qualifier, “don’t make me defend Sarah Palin.”

He is the man, it doesn’t matter, their sperm pretty much lives forever .

That Tammy Duckworth clip is my favorite thing of this election season. She could have responded so many ways. She could have asked him what he was doing when she was in Iraq landing a Blackhawk with a giant RPG hole in the bottom with no legs and one arm smashed to pulp, but she didn’t say shit. She just let the…

She is The Boss.

Did Mitch fucking McConnell really make a joke about Hillary’s age when he himself is actually over five years her senior and still in office?

The amount of shit Hillary (and others as you say) has had to endure over her 40 years serving the public has been astronomical and disgusting. I know she won’t be crying when she accepts the nomination tomorrow night (wimmenz be weeping, etc.), but a LOT of us will on her behalf.

He *Is* dragging down repubs in CA. Darrell Issa is going down and a seat that hasn’t been blue in nearly 30 years is a toss-up. That republican even disavowed him.

No, you got to go outside, turn around three times and curse.

But I BELIEVE cranberry juice helps, and that’s all that matters.

Senate projections aren’t helping me. Maybe an octopus on my head would make me feel better....

That was great! Thank you!!

Oh, wow, that’s the happiest image to pop into my head all day. I now have the most wonderful loop of Hillary, Bill, Chelsea and their extended circle of friends bopping giant balloons around the Javits Center late into the night. That’s a family that LOVES a good balloon drop.

I’ll be honest, when I first read that headline, I thought they were opening her actual grave. This seemed more creepy than inspirational.

Not far enough.