I love Sam Bee so so hard. I think she’s actually managed to surpass John Oliver, which is saying something because I’m sure she’s working with more restrictions and a smaller budget then he is, but she just absolutely fucking kills it every. Single. Week.

I totally agree it was sexist but I almost took it as though it was framed like that on purpose to be relatable to the tv viewers? I mean I can be wrong but that’s kinda how I saw it.

but they need to be on TV every day until election day!!!

Said it before, will say it again.

People joke, but I honestly have been drinking more since the FBI fiasco. I can’t handle this. It is beyond scary. Fuck.

It’s not remotely the same thing. He’s not seen as more honest. Her rating just dipped.

Agreed. Thank goodness for those two!

Me until Tuesday night.

I will admit it. I have been saying since the beginning that there is no way he will actually be elected. He’s a joke.

As a caveat, bear in mind that the ABC News/WaPo poll is insane. Its first poll number, from about ten days ago, had Clinton up above Trump by 12 points in the four way race, which was certainly not true. Over the next eight days that dropped down to Trump leading by one.

This is a reflection of the media coverage for both candidates. Because Trump has demonstrably been more of a liar.

I have room for six refugees downstairs. Maybe more if you want to help construct bunk beds.

Yeah, it’s the whole “I’m rubber, you’re glue” tactic that Donald likes to deploy. Clinton points out his history of corruption? “No, you’re corrupt!” His history of racism? “No, you’re racist!” His history of sexual assault? “No, your husband is the sexual predator!” His total lack of any sort of plans? “No, you…

I never thought a Presidential Election could actually cause me severe anxiety and actual depression at the same time...four years ago, I remember loving Herman Cain, Rick Perry, etc’s ridiculous moments as I knew they were finite and everything would be ok.

Didn’t need Louis C.K. to tell us:

Thank you for this comment. I love that your mom is a defense attorney. I respect them to no end. And I’m glad that she’s a tough cookie about it.

I hope you have a MUCH better birthday than I did in 2011 when our own (thankfully now departed) Herr Führer Harper won a majority government in Canada, and promptly flushed the nation down the toilet...

I’m just glad he said stuff like this on such a public platform, especially amongst the whole ‘nobody is excited for Hillary’ narrative. I’m simultaneously pumped up for and totally dreading Election Day (which just so happens to be my birthday). Don’t forget to vote, everyone! Please please please let us run the…

Everyone should watch this Save the Day video starring Chris Pine.