That sucks, I’m sorry. TGIF!

This is so true and I’ve noticed it more and more the older I get. On the one hand, we’re not allowed to want or ask for anything. If we do we’re rude or bitchy or ungrateful or needy. But on the other hand, when we get passed over for promotions/not paid fairly etc., we get told “well it’s not sexist, you should have…

SAME. His super bitter, petty songs were always my fave. “It Ain’t Me Babe” is amazing.

Thanks, will try to be that presence.

Whenever I get a cold, I cheer myself up with the knowledge that for a brief period of time I get to sound like Bob Dylan.

He is so petty.

Clearly he is holding out for the Nobel Prize for Choreography.

“Oh, I think of myself more as a song and dance man, y’know.”

Just curious, if Dylan never accepts the prize, what happens to the prize money? I have some student loans and I was just wondering if there was an online form I could fill out,maybe.

No! I’m going to get on that right now!

My kids regularly flip off houses with Trump signs, but only at night. I find it hard to parent against that.

Now that you mention it, the color does pretty closely match the hot pink signage we see PP supporting protesters using in the pic Jez used for the article published right above this one!

His phone was obviously locked in a safe with an ugly woman holding the only copy of the combination.

Someone with a trumper sticker cut me off the other day...the rage I was filled with was just...overwhelming.

I wish I could cause great embarrassment to my employer and then have them pay me $10 million NOT to work.

Peanut butter is the food of the gods.

That was my first thought! Trump isn’t worth wasting perfectly good peanut butter.

I have never driven past a car with a Trump bumper sticker and not been immediately filled with rage and a desire to ram my Equinox straight into it.

I agree about not wasting peanut butter. That’s like smearing delicious bacon. What the heck were you thinking?

Use Vaseline instead.

Relatable? Bullshit.